Jealous? You Probably Should Be
Unless you are a multi-time World Beard and Mustache Champion, you probably don't have a mustache as freaking amazing as this one spotted at the Astros Pirates game last Sunday. This is a man that I would definitely want to hang out with because not only does he have a top notch mustache, but he's also at an ASTROS VERSUS PIRATES GAME! I'm a huge baseball fan, and I'm not sure I would attend an Astros vs. Pirates game if somebody gave me a free ticket, a limitless supply of beer, and an autographed replica Rollie Fingers mustache. Granted, the Pirates are near the top of the NL Central right now, but still, yuck!
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