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BLOG.MUSTACHEMONTH.COM: Gayest Cowboy? Surprisingly Not Troy Aikman

Gayest Cowboy? Surprisingly Not Troy Aikman

In a move that sent shock waves through the football community, a former Dallas Cowboy appeared on the cover of Out Magazine. It's no surprise that a former Cowboy would appear on the cover of the Gay themed periodical, but it is surprising that the former Dallas Cowboy was not Troy Aikman.

Long rumored to be a gay-wad, Troy Aikman once saw Antonio Gates in the locker room and was surprised about how big he was, ya know, from the waist down.

Anyhoo, the former Dallas Cowboy that appeared on the cover of Out Magazine was none other than the coke sniffing, throat slitting former wide receiver Michael Irvin. Apparently, his brother is as gay as everybody assumed Troy Aikman is. And in a nod to stereotypes, Irvin is even rocking a stache for the cover shot. Fabulous.