Mustache Survey Pt. II
A couple of years ago, we sent out a survey to many of the members of Mustache Month and asked them to provide a little information about themselves. We got some super hilarious responses and the posts were a big hit. Members got to say a little something about themselves (under a pseudonym if requested) and got to see how their friends had answered the same questions. Fun was had, pictures were posted, and people were in the mood for mustache growing.
It has recently been requested (more than once) that MustacheMonth.com send out another survey to the expanded roster of Mustache Month participants. It's not a horrible idea considering how much fun the first one was, but I need your help.
Please leave a comment to this post with a question, or list of questions you would like to see included in the survey. That way, we have many different voices asking participants questions and not just my sexy, manly baritone. Ideally, we will get at least one question from each member of Mustache Month and a couple from non-Mustache Month participants and then everybody can expect to see the consolidation of these queries in your in-boxes!
What is your favorite condiment? What is your favorite brand of condom. Where is the worst place you have taken a shit? How many times have you pooped your pants. Why do you smell so funny? Do you really think you are good looking?
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I would like a question about famous evil leaders throughout history that had mustaches. I want the question to contain something like... Would 'Insert Leader' have been as evil as he was because of his mustache or was his mustache keeping him from being even more evil? Consider it. Let me know if you have an idea to phrase it more appropriately. Peace Nig.
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Also, this is a great idea to do this again. For that I like this. However, just to fuck with you i'm gonna vote to dislike it in the survey. Why would I do that? Because I think that is what my mustache would want me to do.
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First question is should we have a mustache of the month of the decade award? Could vote on which MotMotY was the best over the past decade. If Lebron James and the rest of the Miami Heat grew mustaches, would they have won the championship? How soon do you shave after leaving Vegas for Mustache Month? What game in Vegas have you won & loss the most at? Would you get offended if someone called you rift raft as you were leaving the craps table? Which type of dealer has made you the most money. White, Black, Mexican, Oriental or Slot Machine and male or female? When the D-Backs win the world series this year will you help convince one of our heftier friends to grow a mean mustache before he streaks at a Cubs spring training game? Does anyone else in your family consistently rock a mustache?
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What ideas for improvement do you have for future Mustache Month Conventions? Have you ever gone to a job interview with a mustache, how did they seem to like it, and did you get the job? What additional content do you want the MustacheMonth.com website to provide? Would you be willing to travel to a different convention location other than Las Vegas? What would be your choice, possibly Atlantic City, Reno, Dubai, or some other shady destination? Are there any additional rules or amendments you want to add? More mustache classifications to vote on, ex: style, size, originality? Will someone take it upon themselves to get a Rookie Mustache of the Month of the Year Mug for them to keep until the next year and engrave past winners onto it? This is the 10th Annual Mustache Month Convention, any ideas for a big celebration besides the Platinum and Heineken hot dogs. What color do you want this years shirt to be? No white (will be ruined by the end of the convention), black, or blue. Help get our link page more content by sending the webstachemasters mustache website links. Get your stache on!
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best movie mustache of all time?
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What did you think of Michael Jordan’s Hitler mustache? Did you feel more obligated to buy Hanes after the commercials aired? What has been the weirdest response when you explain why you are growing out your mustache for the convention? How many takers for mustache rides do you get? Should government officials be legally obligated to have a world class mustache in order to run for or hold any kind of elected position? How much time do you spend grooming your mustache? Do you name your mustache, if so what do you call it? Do you feel you get more respect or less with your mustache?
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