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MustacheMonth is winding down, and the Convention is a mere two days away.  For those of you who have never attended the MustacheMonth Convention, here is a list of things to bring along:

1. Bible - you'll want to have this to follow along during Sunday morning's Service;
2. Gold Bond Medicated Powder - Gold Bond is the only known remedy for the Infamous Vegas Chafe.  If you plan on doing any walking on the streets of Las Vegas during the MustacheMonth Convention, you will encounter the Vegas Chafe;
3. Mustache Wax - during the Convention you want your mustache to look its best, both to increase your chances of winning Mustache of the Month of the Year (MotMotY) and to demonstrate to the kind people of Las Vegas that mustachioed men are fine upstanding citizens and respectable young men;
4. Pants - Pants are required almost everywhere in Las Vegas (shorts can be substituted for pants if you prefer);
5. Dispensable Funds - They do not build those beautiful Casinos and pay those extraordinary electricity bills by you winning money.  Don't be selfish, plan on losing whatever money you bring;
6. Swimming Trunks - Swimming Trunks are for emergency use only.  If you plan poorly and shoot your wad of dispensable cash before the finale of the Convention, you may want to spend your time drinking the warm remainders of stranger's drinks poolside.  If you do not have trunks, they may mistake you for a vagabond and have you removed from the premises;
7. More Underwear Than You Think You'll Need - This one requires no more explanation;
8. Sunglasses - You'll want to bring shades not only because of the unforgiving Desert sunshine, but also to hide your terribly bloodshot eyes from the smut peddlers, pimps, and card sharps of the Las Vegas Strip.  Degenerates can smell their own and you don't want to let your squinty bloodshot eyes give them a head start in realizing that you are one of them;
9. Switchblade Mustache Comb;
10. Your Mustache - Absolutely the one thing you cannot leave behind when you come to the MustacheMonth Convention.

Have fun and see you there.  Veterans, please post other suggestions for what not to forget when packing for the Convention...