Rash-n-Dash
Nate and his Rookie Cookie Duster of Doom.
Nate
24 years
Male
Virgo
1 year of MustacheMonth
1 year of MustacheMonth Convention
Mustache: Pimpin
Q. What is your beverage of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A. Crown n' Coke
Q. What is your game of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A. Roulette
Q. How much do you charge for mustache rides?
A. Free-$0.25 depending on the smell.
Q. If you could trade mustaches with anybody, living or dead, who would it be?
A. Borat
Q. What person, living or dead, has a mustache that most closely resembles yours?
A. Hulk Hogan
Q. What is your favorite MustacheMonth Convention memory?
A. The lack there of!
Q. Which celebrity that currently does not have a mustache do you think could most benefit from growing one?
A. Simon Cowell
Q. Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds?
A. Reynolds
Q. When did you realize that you looked more handsome with a mustache than without one?
A. When the ladies were speechless staring at the beauty that is the stache.
Q. What is the best part about having a mustache?
A. The utter regalness
Q. What is the worst part about having a mustache?
A. Food Storage
Q. Do chicks dig the 'stache?
A. Is porn awesome?
Q. If your mustache had a name, what would it be?
A. Rash-n-Dash
Q. What is your favorite part about MustacheMonth?
A. VEGAS
Q. What is your favorite part about the MustacheMonth Convention?
A. Strippers
Q. Who, besides you, is the favorite to win Mustache of the Month of the Year at this years Convention?
A. Taylor Johnson
Q. Why do you think the media portrays people with mustaches as cops, gays, villains, or pedophiles?
A. Because cops are gay villains who befriend little people. Doesn't mean my regalness is any of the above!
Q. Is Hitler an evil man bacause he:
A. Attempted to eradicate an entire group of people based on race and religious beliefs
B. Attempted to conquer an entire continent therby bringing thewholeworld to war and causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands ofsoldiers
C. Had syphilis, which eventually drove him to insanity
D. Ruined one style of mustache for eternity
A. E, All the above
Posted by mustachemonth at 7/24/2009 6:38 PM 
Categories: MustacheMonth Profile
Tags: Vegas Hulk Hogan strippers Burt Reynolds Crown and Coke Simon Crowell Porn
Categories: MustacheMonth Profile
Tags: Vegas Hulk Hogan strippers Burt Reynolds Crown and Coke Simon Crowell Porn
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