A cool pool and a cold beer; everything this soup strainer needs.
 
Chris
30 years
Male
Capricorn
7 years of MustacheMonth
6 years of MustacheMonth Convention
Mustache:   Fuckin' Sweet

Q:  What is your beverage of choice at the MustacheMonthConvention?
A:  7 and 7.

Q:  What is your game of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A:  No Limit Texas Hold 'Em.

Q:  How much do you charge for mustache rides?
A:  I ask for 25 cents but usually it's free.

Q:  If you could trade mustaches with anybody, living or  dead, who would it be?
A:  Jason Lee.

Q:  What is your favorite MustacheMonth Convention memory?
A:  Agent Cody Banks throwing up every 20 minutes on the way home.

Q:  Which celebrity that currently does not have a mustache do you think could most benefit from growing one?
A:  All of them.

Q:  Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds?
A:  Burt.

Q:  When did you realize that you looked more handsome with a mustache than without one?
A:  First time I grew one.

Q:  What is the best part about having a mustache?
A:  Leftovers.

Q:  What is the worst part about having a mustache?
A:  Getting hair in my mouth.

Q:  Do chicks dig the stache?
A:  Of course.

Q:  If your mustache had a name what would it be?
A:  Mr. P.

Q:  What is your favorite part about MustacheMonth?
A:  Everyone checking out the sweet stache.

Q:  What is your favorite part about the MustacheMonth Convention?
A:  Everything.

Q:  Who, besides you, is the favorite to win Mustache of the Month of the Year at this year’s convention?
A:  Gipp.

Q:  Why do you think the media portrays people with mustaches as cops, gays, villains, or pedophiles?
A:  They are just jealous.

Q:  Is Hitler an evil man because he:

A.   Attempted to eradicate an entire group of humans based on race and religious beliefs
B.    Attempted to conquer an entire continent thereby bringing the whole world to war and causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of soldiers.
C.    Had syphilis, which eventually drove him to insanity.
D.   Ruinedone style of mustache for eternity

A:  C.