Q.  What is your beverage of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  7&7

Q.  What is your game of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Blackjack

Q.  How much do you charge for mustache rides?
A.  Free

Q.  If you could trade mustaches with anybody, living or dead, who would it be?
A.  Wyatt Earp

Q.  What person, living or dead, has a mustache that most closely resembles yours?
A.  Kevin Youkilis

Q.  What is your favorite MustacheMonth Convention memory?
A.  The Shocker!

Q.  Which celebrity that currently does not have a mustache do you think could most benefit from growing one?
A.  Tony Romo

Q.  Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds?
A.  Burt.

Q.  When did you realize that you looked more handsome with a mustache than without one?
A.  When your mom told me.

Q.  What is the best part about having a mustache?
A.  Kids hate you.

Q.  What is the worst part about having a mustache?
A.  Moms love you.

Q.  Do chicks dig the 'stache?
A.  Yes.

Q.  If your mustache had a name, what would it be?
A.  The WERHOFNIK

Q.  What is your favorite part about MustacheMonth?
A.  Vegas.

Q.  What is your favorite part about the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  No Women.

Q.  Who, besides you, is the favorite to win Mustache of the Month of the Year at this years Convention?
A.  Hafner

Q.  Why do you think the media portrays people with mustaches as cops, gays, villains, or pedophiles?
A.  Because it's 90% true.

Q.  Is Hitler an evil man bacause he:

     A.  Attempted to eradicate an entire group of people based on race and religious beliefs
     B.  Attempted to conquer an entire continent therby bringing the wholeworld to war and causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of soldiers
     C.  Had syphilis, which eventually drove him to insanity
     D.  Ruined one style of mustache for eternity

A. A.