Rich intentionally made this pic blurry so we couldn't tell if his stache was phony.

Rich Casino
33 years
Male
Cancer/Gemini (on the cusp)
6 years of MustacheMonth
3 years of MustacheMonth Convention (can't really remember because I was so f---------------d.)
Mustache: Three Dog Night Baby!

Q.  What is your beverage of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  7 and 7

Q.  What is your game of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Pennyslot Star Wars in the terrible tuscany.

Q.  How much do you charge for mustache rides?
A.  Married - cant answer that one right now.

Q.  If you could trade mustaches with anybody, living or dead, who would it be?
A.  Grover Cleveland

Q.  What person, living or dead, has a mustache that most closely resembles yours?
A.  My redneck dad of course!

Q.  What is your favorite MustacheMonth Convention memory?
A.  Hafner on the golf cart driving into a tree outside of hotel room. 

Q.  Which celebrity that currently does not have a mustache do you think could most benefit from growing one?
A.  Ryan Seacrest
Q.  Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds?
A. Burt Reynolds
Q.  When did you realize that you looked more handsome with a mustache than without one?
A.  I had one as a newborn, didn’t discover that I missed it until about 27

Q.  What is the best part about having a mustache?
A.  Stroking it of Course!

Q.  What is the worst part about having a mustache?
A.  THE CRABS!!

Q.  Do chicks dig the 'stache?
A.  I DON’T CARE THEY HAVE TO LOVE IT.

Q.  If your mustache had a name, what would it be?
A.  Perdro

Q.  What is your favorite part about MustacheMonth?
A.  Seeing my family (brownie points yeah).

Q.  Who, besides you, is the favorite to win Mustache of the Month of the Year at this years Convention?
A.  Some random gentlemen that we will meet from him stalking our mustache site, and wanting to hump us all in the asses will, befriend us, tie us up, and rape us all like little girls.  Besides him probably the ODY.

Q.  Why do you think the media portrays people with mustaches as cops, gays, villains, or pedophiles?
A.  The evidence is always kept within the stach.  You can find out what the person ate, who the person ate, who the person ate out, all with DNA.  it is brilliant!!!!

Q.  Is Hitler an evil man bacause he:
      A.  Attempted to eradicate an entire group of people based on race and religious beliefs
     B.  Attempted to conquer an entire continent therby bringing the wholeworld to war and causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of soldiers
      C.  Had syphilis, which eventually drove him to insanity
      D.  Ruined one style of mustache for eternity
A.  All of the above although his stach is the real one that ruled.