Dear Blog,

The villainization of the mustache has reached global proportions as a 14 year old boy was kicked out of school in England for having peach fuzz on his upper lip.  How will people of the Stache ever get a fair shake in this world and overcome the prejudices held against us when school kids are taught at such a young age that having a mustache is terrible?  This blatant indoctrination of the youth is the single most disheartening occurance of the Mustache Equality Movement since the release of The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3.  I can just hear the brainstorming session behind that movie:

"We can get Travolta to play the criminal mastermind..." says A-Hole #1
"But John is just so danged likable," replies A-Hole #2, "The audience will never believe that he's a villain!"
"MWAHAhhahhaHah!!!!"  Retorts A-Hole #1 evilly, "They will if we give him a mustache and tattoos!!"
"Yay!!  Our job is so easy!  I heart stereotypes!" Rejoice both A-Holes.

This kid getting kicked out of school for having a mustache is much more damaging to the Movement though, because 1) nobody saw The Taking of Pelham 123 and 2) because teachers are entrusted with shaping the future of our world and if teachers are still educating children that mustaches are evil then the Mustache Equality Movement has a long way to go.

Thanks for listening Blog.  You're my best friend.


Link to article:

Schoolboy Banned Over Mustache


If my mustache and tattoo doesen't convince you that I'm evil maybe my filmography will...