The Sweet taste of intoxication.

Tom "TomDude" Britt
30 years
Male
Cancer
10 years of MustacheMonth
2 years of MustacheMonth Convention
Mustache: Hard but Soft

Q.  What is your beverage of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Dollar Bottles at the Fabulous Key Largo.

Q.  What is your game of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Penny video blackjack.

Q.  If you could trade mustaches with anybody, living or dead, who would it be?
A.  Sir Francis Drake.

Q.  What person, living or dead, has a mustache that most closely resembles yours?
A.  Sonny Bono.

Q.  Which celebrity that currently does not have a mustache do you think could most benefit from growing one?
A.  America Ferrera.

Q.  Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds?
A.  Tom Selleck.

Q.  When did you realize that you looked more handsome with a mustache than without one?
A.  August.

Q.  What is the best part about having a mustache?
A.  Making Mexicans jealous.

Q.  What is the worst part about having a mustache?
A.  Unwanted attention.

Q.  Do chicks dig the 'stache?
A.  Yes.

Q.  If your mustache had a name, what would it be?
A.  Hector.

Q.  What is your favorite part about MustacheMonth?
A.  Teamwork.

Q.  What is your favorite part about the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Baby powder.

Q.  Who, besides you, is the favorite to win Mustache of the Month of the Year at this years Convention?
A.  Cory "Explosion" Wagner.

Q.  Why do you think the media portrays people with mustaches as cops, gays, villains, or pedophiles?
A.  Because the media is stupid.

Q.  Is Hitler an evil man because he:
      A.  Attempted to eradicate an entire group of people based on race and religious beliefs
      B.  Attempted to conquer an entire continent therby bringing the whole world to war and causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of soldiers
      C.  Had syphilis, which eventually drove him to insanity
      D.  Ruined one style of mustache for eternity
A.  D.