Explosion!!

Is Cory "Explosion" Wagner watching House Party II?!

Cory "Explosion" Wagner
24 years
Capricorn
6-7 maybe 8 years of MustacheMonth
2 years of MustacheMonth Convention
Mustache:  Fun and Sassy

Q.  What is your beverage of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Whatever is put in front of me.

Q.  What is your game of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Keno.

Q.  How much do you charge for mustache rides?
A.  They're always free, Buddy!

Q.  If you could trade mustaches with anybody, living or dead, who would it be?
A.  Nobody.  My mustache is pretty rockin'.

Q.  What person, living or dead, has a mustache that most closely resembles yours?
A.  Ron Jeremy.

Q.  What is your favorite MustacheMonth Convention memory?
A.  When some dude (Sean T.) brought a muscle stimulator and everyone was putting it on and turning it on Full Throttle!!!

Q.  Which celebrity that currently does not have a mustache do you think could most benefit from growing one?
A.  Conan O'Brien

Q.  Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds?
A.  Tom Selleck

Q.  When did you realize that you looked more handsome with a mustache than without one?
A.  The first time I grew one, many many years ago.

Q.  What is the best part about having a mustache?
A.  Saving flavors for later.

Q. 
What is the worst part about having a mustache?
A.  Other people's stares.

Q.  Do chicks dig the 'stache?
A.  Yes.

Q.  What is your favorite part about MustacheMonth?
A.  Spreading the word of MustacheMonth!

Q.  What is your favorite part about the MustacheMonth Convention?
AClub Platinum and all the cool people.

Q.  Who, besides you, is the favorite to win Mustache of the Month of the Year at this years Convention?
A.  Tom "Tomdude" Britt

Q.  Why do you think the media portrays people with mustaches as cops, gays, villains, or pedophiles?
A.  Hey, some people don't have what it takes.  A mustache isn't just facial hair, it's a lifestyle.

Q.  Is Hitler an evil man bacause he:
      A.  Attempted to eradicate an entire group of people based on race and religious beliefs
      B.  Attempted to conquer an entire continent therby bringing the whole world to war and causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of soldiers
      C.  Had syphilis, which eventually drove him to insanity
      D.  Ruined one style of mustache for eternity
A.  D.
 

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