Poopy Poopy this is Loopy.

Mother Fucking Loop Dog
33 years
Male
Scorpio
2 years of MustacheMonth
1 year of MustacheMonth Convention
Mustache:  Specfrickintacular
2007 Rookie of the Month of the Year

Q.  What is your beverage of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Red Bull and Gray Goose

Q.  What is your game of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Blackjack

Q.  How much do you charge for mustache rides?
A.  Are you kidding me?!  Those shits are FREE!

Q.  If you could trade mustaches with anybody, living or dead, who would it be?
A.  Wyatt Earp

Q.  What is your favorite MustacheMonth Convention memory?
A.  Pocket Pancakes

Q.  Which celebrity that currently does not have a mustache do you think could most benefit from growing one?
A.  Rosie O'Donnell

Q.  Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds?
A.  Burt

Q.  When did you realize that you looked more handsome with a mustache than without one?
A.  When people would stop and stare and hold their children close.

Q.  What is the best part about having a mustache?
A.  Mustache envy

Q.  What is the worst part about having a mustache?
A.  Mustache envy

Q.  Do chicks dig the 'stache?
A.  Hell yeah.

Q.  If your mustache had a name, what would it be?
A.  Slick

Q.  What is your favorite part about MustacheMonth?
A.  Brotherhood without borders

Q.  What is your favorite part about the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Getting to see all these fuckers in one place.

Q.  Who, besides you, is the favorite to win Mustache of the Month of the Year at this years Convention?
A.  Big Show

Q.  Why do you think the media portrays people with mustaches as cops, gays, villains, or pedophiles?
A.  They are uneducated

Q.  Is Hitler an evil man bacause he:
      A.  Attempted to eradicate an entire group of people based on race and religious beliefs
      B.  Attempted to conquer an entire continent therby bringing the whole world to war and causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of soldiers
      C.  Had syphilis, which eventually drove him to insanity
      D.  Ruined one style of mustache for eternity
A.  All of the Above