The last in a long line of murderous Mongol invaders - Terd Khan

Terd Ferguson
32 years
Male
Aries
10 years of MustacheMonth
7 years of MustacheMonth Convention
Mustache:  Long, Dark, and Sexy

Q.  What is your beverage of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  The blood of virgins 

Q.  What is your game of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Blackjack

Q.  How much do you charge for mustache rides?
A.  2 bits per hour

Q.  If you could trade mustaches with anybody, living or dead, who would it be?
A.  Sam Elliot

Q.  What person, living or dead, has a mustache that most closely resembles yours?
A.  Ghengis Khan

Q.  What is your favorite MustacheMonth Convention memory?
A.  Zack giving Big Show a piggyback ride, falling, and almost breaking his face.

Q.  Which celebrity that currently does not have a mustache do you think could most benefit from growing one?
A.  Tim Lincecum

Q.  Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds?
A.  Burt Reynolds

Q.  When did you realize that you looked more handsome with a mustache than without one?
A.  When I realized how much of my face it covered up.

Q.  What is the best part about having a mustache?
A.  Being able to taste your meals the next day.

Q.  What is the worst part about having a mustache?
A.  Having a cold because your mustache gets stiff...

Q.  Do chicks dig the 'stache?
A.  Boy Howdy.

Q.  If your mustache had a name, what would it be?
A.  Your Face Here

Q.  What is your favorite part about MustacheMonth?
A.  Knowing that once a year I can watch at least one of my friends turn into a complete degenerate for 72 hours.

Q.  What is your favorite part about the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Being a complete degenerate for 72 hours.

Q.  Who, besides you, is the favorite to win Mustache of the Month of the Year at this years Convention?
A.  Sean T.

Q.  Why do you think the media portrays people with mustaches as cops, gays, villains, or pedophiles?
A.  Because it's true.

Q.  Is Hitler an evil man bacause he:
      A.  Attempted to eradicate an entire group of people based on race and religious beliefs
      B.  Attempted to conquer an entire continent therby bringing the whole world to war and causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of soldiers
      C.  Had syphilis, which eventually drove him to insanity
      D.  Ruined one style of mustache for eternity
A.  E.  Because he was too afraid to grow a WHOLE mustache