All that's missing is the shades...and the money...and the fame...and the muscles...

Mr. Taylor
27 years
Male
Sagitarius
3 years of MustacheMonth
1 year of MustacheMonth Convention
Mustache:  Fucking Simply Sophisticated
2008 Rookie Mustache of the Month of the Year

Q.  What is your beverage of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Whisky Sours

Q.  What is your game of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Pai Gow

Q.  How much do you charge for mustache rides?
A.  Free or sometimes I pay

Q.  If you could trade mustaches with anybody, living or dead, who would it be?
A.  Stonewall Jackson

Q.  What person, living or dead, has a mustache that most closely resembles yours?
A.  Paul Tuttle (Orange County Choppers)

Q.  What is your favorite MustacheMonth Convention memory?
A.  Watching Zack do Jaeger shots at 7 a.m.

Q.  Which celebrity that currently does not have a mustache do you think could most benefit from growing one?
A.  Barrack Obama

Q.  Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds?
A.  Burt "The Bandit" Reynolds

Q.  When did you realize that you looked more handsome with a mustache than without one?
A.  The first time I could grow one

Q.  What is the best part about having a mustache?
A.  Getting dirty looks

Q.  What is the worst part about having a mustache?
A.  There is no worst part

Q.  Do chicks dig the 'stache?
A.  Absolutely

Q.  If your mustache had a name, what would it be?
A.  Free Candy

Q.  What is your favorite part about MustacheMonth?
A.  Dirty looks

Q.  What is your favorite part about the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Offering women mustache rides

Q.  Who, besides you, is the favorite to win Mustache of the Month of the Year at this years Convention?
A.  Gipp.  Boy or Chan as possible Rookie of the Year

Q.  Why do you think the media portrays people with mustaches as cops, gays, villains, or pedophiles?
A.  Because that's what people with mustaches are.

Q.  Is Hitler an evil man bacause he:
      A.  Attempted to eradicate an entire group of people based on race and religious beliefs
      B.  Attempted to conquer an entire continent therby bringing the whole world to war and causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of soldiers
      C.  Had syphilis, which eventually drove him to insanity
      D.  Ruined one style of mustache for eternity
A.  E.  None of the above.  He wasn't an evil man.