T-Money                                                                          Some Bitch T-Money used to work with     
                                                      
T-Money
23 years
Male
Pisces
1 year of MustacheMonth
1 year of MustacheMonth Convention
Mustache:  Absolutely SEXY

Q.  What is your beverage of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Vodka and Red Bull

Q.  What is your game of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Roulette

Q.  How much do you charge for mustache rides?
A.  25 cents per ride

Q.  If you could trade mustaches with anybody, living or dead, who would it be?
A.  Wyatt Earp

Q.  What person, living or dead, has a mustache that most closely resembles yours?
A.  Some bitch I used to work with

Q.  Which celebrity that currently does not have a mustache do you think could most benefit from growing one?
A.  Rosie O'Donnell

Q.  Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds?
A.  Burt Reynolds

Q.  When did you realize that you looked more handsome with a mustache than without one?
A.  Age 17

Q.  What is the best part about having a mustache?
A.  Combing it

Q.  What is the worst part about having a mustache?
A.  Itching it

Q.  Do chicks dig the 'stache?
A.  Fuck Yeah

Q.  If your mustache had a name, what would it be?
A. Danger

Q.  Who, besides you, is the favorite to win Mustache of the Month of the Year at this year's Convention?
A.  Big Show

Q.  Why do you think the media portrays people with mustaches as cops, gays, villains, or pedophiles?
A.  They all resemble Justin Tompert

Q.  Is Hitler an evil man bacause he:
      A.  Attempted to eradicate an entire group of people based on race and religious beliefs
      B.  Attempted to conquer an entire continent therby bringing the whole world to war and causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of soldiers
      C.  Had syphilis, which eventually drove him to insanity
      D.  Ruined one style of mustache for eternity
A.  D.  Ruined one style of mustache for eternity