Jed
30 Years
Male
Scorpio (Chinese Zodiac - Horse)
9 years of MustacheMonth
3 years of MustacheMonth Convention
Mustache: Thee Protector

Q.  What is your beverage of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Everything in front of my 'stache.

Q.  What is your game of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Blackjack and puking in the NASCAR simulation

Q.  How much do you charge for mustache rides?
A.  My wife gets the rides for free, but it varies by what kind of mood I'm in (could range from a couple quarters to being free for strangers).

Q.  If you could trade mustaches with anybody, living or dead, who would it be?
A.  I like my 'stache, there is no reason to trade up or down.  It's not a fuckng car!

Q.  What person, living or dead, has a mustache that most closely resembles yours?
A.  Fred (my dad) - reddish in color and full.

Q.  What is your favorite MustacheMonth Convention memory?
A.  Don't remember much but what I do rememer is the crew being escorted out of the MGM back doors by the Sheriffs.

Q.  Which celebrity that currently does not have a mustache do you think could most benefit from growing one?
A.  Hillary Clinton

Q.  Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds?
A.  Tom Selleck

Q.  When did you realize that you looked more handsome with a mustache than without one?
A.  When I was 5 and used a magic marker to paint it on.

Q.  What is the best part about having a mustache?
A.  Security!  It's like having a club on the steering wheel.

Q.  What is the worst part about having a mustache?
A.  I've got a beard with it until the Cubs win their next World Series (except for August of course).

Q.  Do chicks dig the 'stache?
A.  I haven't met one who secretly didn't enjoy it.

Q.  If your mustache had a name, what would it be?
A.  Tell me who doesn't have a name for theirs!!  Thee Protector

Q.  What is your favorite part about MustacheMonth?
A.  People remember why you're sporting it and ask if I'm going to Vegas this year.

Q.  What is your favorite part about the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Getting with friends of new and old to celebrate.

Q.  Who, besides you, is the favorite to win Mustache of the Month of the Year at this year's Convention?
A.  I've always been a fan of Phil D's curls, Hafner's broom, and Frankie's designs.  It's a tough one.

Q.  Why do you think the media portrays people with mustaches as cops, gays, villains, or pedophiles?
A.  Because they are scared of being normal.

Q.  Is Hitler an evil man bacause he:
      A.  Attempted to eradicate an entire group of people based on race and religious beliefs
      B.  Attempted to conquer an entire continent therby bringing the whole world to war and causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of soldiers
      C.  Had syphilis, which eventually drove him to insanity
      D.  Ruined one style of mustache for eternity
A.  E.  All of the Above!