Which one is 3 time NL MVP Mike Schmidt and which one is 1 time Mustache of the Month of the Year Award winner Phil D?*

Phil D.
31 years
Male
Sagitarius
10 Years of MustacheMonth
7 years of MustacheMonth Convention
2007 Mustache of the Month of Year Award winner.
Mustache: Tastes like Chicken

Q:  What is your Beverage of Choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A:  Whiskey

Q:  What is your Game of Choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A:  Blackjack

Q:  How much do you charge for mustache rides?
A:  It depends on the ridee and the duration of the ride.  All prices start at a nickel.

Q:  If you could trade mustaches with anybody, living or dead, who would it be?
A:  Rollie Fingers

Q:  What person, living or dead, has a mustache that most closely matches yours?
A:  Mike Schmidt

Q:  What is your favorite MustacheMonth Covention memory?
A:  Calling my wife and finding out that I had a higher ATM limit than I thought.

Q:  Which Celebrity that currently does not have a mustache do you think could most benefit from growing one?
A:  Peter Griffin

Q:  Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds?
A:  Tom Selleck

Q:  When did you realize that you looked more handsome with a mustache than without one?
A:  The minute I grew my first mustache.  I was proud of it - which made me more handsome.

Q:  What is the best part about having a mustache?
A:  The gained respect from your fellow man.

Q:  What is the worst part about havig a mustache?
A:  I stare at it in the rearview mirror while I'm driving so I'm not watching the road.

Q:  Do chicks dig the 'stache?
A:  Very much so.

Q:  If your mustache had a name, what would it be?
A:  Lou Diamond Mustache A.K.A Grease McTwirly

Q:  What is your favorite part of MustacheMonth?
A:  Waking up Saturday morning and talking to Gipp, who hasn't slept yet.  Every year.

Q:  Who, besides you, is the favorite to with Mustache of the Month of the Year at this year's Convention?
A:  (2006 winner) Big Show

Q:  Why do you think the media portrays people with mustaches as cops, gays, villains or pedophiles? 
A:  They are just jealous

Q:  Is Hitler an evil man becasuse he:
      A.  Attempted to eradicate an entire group of people based on race and religious beliefs
      B.  Atempted to conquer an entire continent thereby bringing the whole world to war and causing the deaths hundreds  of thousands of soldiers
      C.  Had syphilis, which eventually drove him to insanity.
      D.  Ruined one style of mustache for eternit
A:  All of the Above



* Phil D is on the left and Mike Schmidt is on the right.