Those are some swell nose neighbor-erinos!
Hafner
31 years
Male
Pisces
10 years of MustacheMonth
7 years of MustacheMonth Convention
Mustache:  Bitchin' Sweet

Q.  What is your beverage of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Seven and Sevens

Q.  What is your game of choice at the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Blackjack

Q.  How much do you charge for mustache rides?
A.  25 cents.  No discounts granted to repeat customers.

Q.  If you could trade mustaches with anybody, living or dead, who would it be?
A.  Kurt "Danger" Russell in Tombstone

Q.  What person, living or dead, has a mustache that most closely resembles yours?
A.  Ned Flanders - it's the classic Dad Stache.

Q.  What is your favorite MustacheMonth Convention memory?
A.  Two words:  Golf Cart

Q.  Which celebrity that currently does not have a mustache do you think could most benefit from growing one?
A.  Chris Griffen from Family Guy.  His upper lip is the size of my whole face.

Q.  Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds
A.  Tom Selleck

Q.  When did you realize that you looked more handsome with a mustache than without one?
A.  Every time I catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror it's Helloooo Handsome...

Q.  What is the best part about having a mustache?
A.  Hiding my cold sores.

Q.  What is the worst part about having a mustache?
A.  Shaving it off at the end of August.

Q.  Do chicks dig the 'stache?
A.  The cool ones do.

Q.  If your mustache had a name, what would it be?
A.  "Handsome" Harry Lipner

Q.  What is your favorite part about MustacheMonth?
A.  I like to see the progress from year to year of everybody's mustache.  My first mustache looked like a 12 year old mexican boy's stache.  Now, it looks like your dad's.  I think KY has made the most progress from his first year to this one.

Q.  What is your favorite part about the MustacheMonth Convention?
A.  Drinking, gambling, and drinking.

Q.  Who, besides you, is the favorite to win Mustache of the Month of the Year at this years Convention?
A.  Pruitt.  His mustache has looked strong the last couple years, plus he has the classic style that I prefer and is not afraid to rock it for the whole month.

Q.  Why do you think the media portrays people with mustaches as cops, gays, villains, or pedophiles?
A.  The media does it because Mustached Americans lack leadership and fail to stand up for their rights.  If the media portrayed Chinese Americans as folks that bought dogs and named them Yum-Yum just so they could fatten them up and eat them, Chinese Americans would rise up in protest.  Mustaches need a voice!! 

Q.  Is Hitler an evil man because he:
      A.  Attempted to eradicate an entire group of people based on race and religious beliefs
      B.  Attempted to conquer an entire continent therby bringing the whole world to war and causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of soldiers
      C.  Had syphilis, which eventually drove him to insanity
      D.  Ruined one style of mustache for eternity
A.  Oh dear...Um...A, B, and D.  Can we consider a man evil just because he had an STD?  If so, at least half of my friends would be evil.